How to wear a child stylishly

This is similar to what I look like when I'm wearing a child on my hip. But this is just a much better looking picture, and without the lack of winter wear, it almost looks like it's a breeze to wear the child there.

So....picture me wearing a child in a snowsuit in noe of these things on my hip. I'm also pushing a stroller with one hand because my other arm still has to support the other kid. Then add a 3 year old to that who I insist holds onto the stroller.

This is what I look like 2 days a week.

This is why it's exhausting.